Today, trying to make my 6 year old daughter to laugh, I drew a picture of a butt, a puff of air coming out and the word "toot". My daughter thought it extremely funny. Later, when she was talking with my extremely judgmental mother-in-law, I heard her say "daddy taught me how to draw butts." FML

by Anonymous / 04/29/2009 at 6:12am / United States (North Carolina) / Kids

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  • Well, when I was a kid, my mom told me that lowercase M's are basically upside-down butts.

    Of course, I shared that with my entire kindergarten class.

    #6 - On 04/29/2009 at 2:09pm by Sessee

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  • Good job.

    #1 - On 04/29/2009 at 2:02pm by lizwriteslove

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