Today, while babysitting, the oldest little girl who is 7 went through my purse. She pulled out a half empty bottle of lube. She asked what it was and I told her lotion. I went to the bathroom and when I came out, the bottle was empty and there were 4 kids covered in lube. Then their mom came home. FML

by iailwkrb / 02/26/2009 at 11:08am / United States (North Carolina) / Kids

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  • You could have just NOT BROUGHT LUBE TO A BABYSITTING GIG. Leave it at home, or in the car, or anywhere else. How urgent a need could have presented itself in the circumstances?

    #7 - On 02/26/2009 at 2:15pm by arcxjo

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  • Yeah... I would have definitely taken it off her, and then made sure I never left my purse laying around again...

    I bet it was fun calming the kids down though... you go to grab them and they slip right out of your hands. XD

    #5 - On 02/26/2009 at 2:07pm by Lick_yer_face

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