Kids: Today, while babysitting, the oldest little girl who is 7 went...

By iailwkrb - 26/02/2009 16:08 - United States

Today, while babysitting, the oldest little girl who is 7 went through my purse. She pulled out a half empty bottle of lube. She asked what it was and I told her lotion. I went to the bathroom and when I came out, the bottle was empty and there were 4 kids covered in lube. Then their mom came home. FML

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By fired - 13/05/2012 06:26 - United States - Portland

Today, I really had to pee while babysitting. Normally this isn't a problem, except the kids were sleeping and going potty would wake them up right before their parents were due home. Desperate, I decided to pee in a cup in the kitchen and wash it down the sink. Their parents came home mid-stream. FML

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arcxjo 2

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:15

You could have just NOT BROUGHT LUBE TO A BABYSITTING GIG. Leave it at home, or in the car, or anywhere else. How urgent a need could have presented itself in the circumstances?

Lick_yer_face 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:07

Yeah... I would have definitely taken it off her, and then made sure I never left my purse laying around again... I bet it was fun calming the kids down though... you go to grab them and they slip right out of your hands. XD

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Betty7 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:06

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

D37H100 5

Monday 12 March 2012 18:14

Maybe look at the gender symbole and you will know OP is female.

Rinat_fml 26

Monday 11 June 2012 23:39

It's not trong if it was an accident you noob.

tacojauns 45

Saturday 2 March 2013 6:00

guys always carry a purse right? right?

Lick_yer_face 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:07

Betty7 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:08

#2 - What would you have done? Try to explain what lube is?

Illumi113 0

Friday 14 August 2009 23:47

No, I would have said it was lotion, or it was none of her business, and then taken it away from her either way. You deserve it for taking your lube with you to a babysitting job and then being negligent enough to just leave it with her when you went to the bathroom. YDI, but FYL too.

HamsteronA 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:12

hehe your comment is no. 69 I'm so immature but that made me laugh with what you posted

arcxjo 2

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:15

You could have just NOT BROUGHT LUBE TO A BABYSITTING GIG. Leave it at home, or in the car, or anywhere else. How urgent a need could have presented itself in the circumstances?

samsam23t 8

Wednesday 23 September 2015 21:47

if a kid got their hand stuck and none of the usual tricks were working

SixthSinEnvy 39

Friday 10 June 2016 15:55

Maybe she forgot it was in there? The better question is why are children going through your purse? Did you let her or is she a nosey little shit?

Karen_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:17

Bring your purse with you in the bathroom when you babysit. Everyone knows how children are curious and wanna touch & try everything. Deserved.

Bzrider4lyfe 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:27

why do you carry lube in your purse, just in case? this one is your fault

iivs 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:27

That was so funny

ohgeez 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:29

At what point did you think to take it away from them? "What's this?" "Oh that's a knife....I'm just going to walk away and leave it in your hands because clearly...NOTHING bad could happen."