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Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML


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On 11/15/2010 at 3:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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Don't listen to the mother. Anyone that would loudly proclaim something that rude isn't worth your time. Just remember the little boy's sweet compliment!

#5 - On 11/15/2010 at 5:06pm by nerdsgetmehot

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That's because she's a girl OP. Don't get all butt hurt because a woman didn't find you cute. There's more fish in the sea.

LOL JK Theres an oil spill.

#18 - On 11/15/2010 at 5:21pm by W4X

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