Today, I held my cousin's new baby, whom I have nicknamed Canteloupe Head. He then reenacted the Exorcist by projectile vomiting all over my lap and shirt. His mom is a firm believer in karma. FML
by Anonymous / 10/13/2010 at 12:22pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids
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Even the baby knew you misspelled cantaloupe! It would be great if the vomit stream was bright orange.
#2 - On 10/13/2010 at 5:06pm by perdix
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YDI- never insult peoples babies.
#4 - On 10/13/2010 at 5:12pm by CitrusGirl
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