Today, there were a few loud and annoying kids running around my store. My coworker and I started talking and I jokingly stated "Yeah, kids ruin everything." But before I could get out "God knows I'm not ready to be a dad," my phone rang. It was my one night stand. I'm going to be a daddy. FML

by Anonymous / 09/24/2010 at 7:25am / United States (Ohio) / Kids

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  • Apparently you forgot to include God in your "one night stand"

    #1 - On 09/24/2010 at 1:10pm by RedPillSucks

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  • get a paternity test. any girl willing to have one one night stand is willing to have another and well. yeah. go from there.

    #7 - On 09/24/2010 at 1:15pm by hellraisedfire

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