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Today, whilst working as a language assistant in Germany as part of my degree, some 9 year-old German kids asked me to please speak English to them because my German was so poor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16284) - you deserved it (22431)

On 09/21/2010 at 3:10am - kids - by themildthings (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

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at least he said please:/

#4 - On 09/21/2010 at 10:10am by SpaceMannn

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Face it, a German degree from the University of Phoenix isn't going to get you far anyways.

They should have sent you to a place where you could dazzle them with your mad German skillz, like Antarctica. Penguins love guttural languages.

#10 - On 09/21/2010 at 10:16am by perdix

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