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Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

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On 04/25/2009 at 12:13am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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It's even more funny that he had the sense to lock his door and you didn't.

#4 - On 04/25/2009 at 6:17am by Loe_307

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When he locked the door, your first thought should have been "oh, so that's how you do it!"

#11 - On 04/25/2009 at 6:44am by Tsukasa

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