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Today, my 8 year old adopted daughter told me she wants me to take her back so another family can adopt her because I don't give her enough toys. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39112) - you deserved it (4391)

On 09/10/2010 at 10:56am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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That's hurtful. just keep her until the warranty expires.

#3 - On 09/10/2010 at 1:07pm by maskedman

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I hope you kept your receipt

#9 - On 09/10/2010 at 1:11pm by r6

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