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Today, I had to go along with my mom to meet some of her old friends from high school. When they asked her about how her life was going, she said she was married, always traveling, no kids, and introduced me as the neighbor's kid she babysits. FML


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On 08/13/2010 at 12:28pm - kids - by Bullet - United States

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Why would she bring a kid she babysits with her when she goes to meet her friends? She's terrible at lying. FYL.

#8 - On 08/13/2010 at 7:33pm by rndg

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Nice. High school is over. It's time to get over the inferiority complex, Mom.

#5 - On 08/13/2010 at 7:32pm by Back_In_Action

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