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Today, my shower is being renovated so I decided to wash my hair in the kitchen sink. I put my two year old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close. As I was rinsing out my hair, my son started playing with the light switches. He flicked the garbage disposal on accident. FML


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On 04/21/2009 at 8:12pm - kids - by hairball (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Murphy's law: It hit you where it hurt.

#1 - On 04/22/2009 at 3:30am by Arlitto

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ok well it probably scared you, but im sure your hair wasn't down the drain.

#4 - On 04/22/2009 at 3:52am by 5bye7

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