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Today, after two hours, I finally got my very cranky, sick baby to fall asleep. Five minutes later, a neighbor started shooting off fireworks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37878) - you deserved it (3390)

On 07/02/2010 at 3:29pm - kids - by yrfavweapon - United States (New York)

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I love fireworks!:)

#4 - On 07/02/2010 at 9:05pm by greggiee

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shove his fireworks up his ass and light it

#6 - On 07/02/2010 at 9:06pm by ZleveL

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