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Today, I called my mom from Australia. I have been abroad for two months and hadn't talked to her in a long time. A few minutes into the conversation my moms stops me and says this call must cost a fortune and hangs up on me. A few bucks in more important to her then me. FML


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On 04/20/2009 at 4:52am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Weren't you calling her? She was just probably wanting you to save your money for the trip.

#4 - On 04/20/2009 at 2:03pm by mobius8

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Um, your mother isn't trying to save "a few bucks." Overseas calls are actually really expensive. When my brother went to London for a semester we couldn't call him at all - we emailed him a lot, though. Next time you want to talk to your mom try something that's free - if you absolutely have to hear her voice, get Skype. And if you're one of those people who can't get too far away from home for too long without getting really homesick, you shouldn't have gone to Australia.

#12 - On 04/20/2009 at 2:17pm by your_face

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