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Today, at the daycare center that I volunteer at, a 5 year old boy asked me "What do you do when you really want something?". I told him to try his best to get it and give it his best. He ended up stealing from the donation box and when he was caught he said that I told him to do it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43243) - you deserved it (4510)

On 04/18/2009 at 1:51pm - kids - by ZAS (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Kid's got a great future in politics:
1- Interprets answers to his questions to his own benefit
2-Knows how to steal
3-Lies & blames it on someone else.

#6 - On 04/18/2009 at 5:39pm by martron3000

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And that is why you try to get as much info as you can from a child about their question before you answer it.....

#3 - On 04/18/2009 at 5:26pm by Scotty_TG

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