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Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14942) - you deserved it (36770)

On 04/11/2010 at 4:11am - intimacy - by junior - United States (Arizona)

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And what a smart little brother she has!! lol Blackmail is fun.

#11 - On 04/11/2010 at 10:14am by LiveThenDie

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YDI, as you didn't check all around the house. Now, the kid is going to start a porn website, with your picture on the first page. Good Job!!!

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#6 - On 04/11/2010 at 10:12am by JustDial911

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