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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML


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On 02/21/2009 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (New York)

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that is so horrible. Dump her.

#1 - On 02/21/2009 at 6:59pm by graycee7

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Well, considering that 90% of nerve endings in the vagina are in the first inch or so of the vagina (especially near the opening) and the g-spot is only about 2 inches in there isn't really a need for a large penis...really a large penis would miss those most sensitive areas

#9 - On 02/21/2009 at 7:46pm by rainesan

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