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Today, I sent my best friend Mike the link to a porn site we were talking about at a party. Turns out the name "Mom" is right next to "Mike" in my contacts list. FML


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On 02/05/2009 at 10:39am - intimacy - by menerethrr - United States (Virginia)

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I put a 'z' in front of my parent's names, so they are at the bottom of the contact list, where these mistakes can NEVER happen.


#11 - On 02/23/2009 at 11:00am by Dave

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dont lie. you weren't at a party, you were in Mikes basement.

#8 - On 02/12/2009 at 2:28am by captcool024

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