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Today... I was having it off with mah boyfriand of 3 yaars in his living roomhan a girl bargas in... saas us... an scraams "I knaw it!" than rushas out. My boyfriand gats up... grabs his pants anhila chasing aftar har yalls "baby sha's nothing... u know I only lova you!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (66380) - you deserved it (6650)

On 04/07/2010 at 12:21am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

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Dump Him. That sucks OP. Punch him in the balls when and if you see him again(:

#13 - On 04/07/2010 at 6:23am by NayaBayBeee

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Oh, man.

Fuck your life. I don't even know what to say.

#14 - On 04/07/2010 at 6:25am by Quest_

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