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Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend of 3 years in his living room when a girl barges in, sees us, and screams "I knew it!" then rushes out. My boyfriend gets up, grabs his pants and while chasing after her yells "baby she's nothing, you know I only love you!" FML


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On 04/07/2010 at 12:21am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

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Dump Him. That sucks OP. Punch him in the balls when and if you see him again(:

#13 - On 04/07/2010 at 6:23am by NayaBayBeee

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Oh, man.

Fuck your life. I don't even know what to say.

#14 - On 04/07/2010 at 6:25am by Quest_

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