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Today, my girlfriend told me that I think too much during sex. Now the only thing I can think about is how much I'm thinking too much. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27834) - you deserved it (6653)

On 04/02/2010 at 7:24am - intimacy - by kmang33 (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

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A.d.d much?!

#4 - On 04/02/2010 at 2:08pm by x805xUnknown

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I hope you're thinking about fucking the shit out of her and not something stupid like laundry or something.

#23 - On 04/02/2010 at 2:29pm by KissablePsycho

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