Today, I handed the keys to my Mustang to my mom so she could go car shopping. As she pulled away, I remembered the condom wrappers, sex toy packaging, and empty bottle of rum that was in the passenger's seat of my car. I'm twenty. FML

by jackass / 04/13/2009 at 6:46am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy

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  • I don't really see what the importance of the "I'm twenty" part is. That would be embarrassing at any age, but by twenty I should think your mom would be OK with you having sex and drinking. If you were 16 that might be a different story.

    #4 - On 04/13/2009 at 2:35pm by skierguy

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  • Wow. That was stupid.

    #1 - On 04/13/2009 at 2:32pm by hawkeye_pierce

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