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Today, while having sex, I tried to kick the blanket over my feet and kneed myself in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10160) - you deserved it (23640)

On 03/25/2010 at 4:00am - intimacy - by ouch (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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sex has always seemed the stage of life's life greatest blunders

#3 - On 03/25/2010 at 10:23am by aardvarkish

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I must've missed a few pages in the Kama Sutra =\

#19 - On 03/25/2010 at 10:45am by the_boob

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