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Today, after thinking I smelled the aroma of stale alcohol, I asked my husband, who is a recovering alcoholic, if he has been completely honest with me about all that he has been doing. Bracing myself to hear about his fall off the wagon, I instead heard a confession of adultery. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34222) - you deserved it (4228)

On 03/23/2010 at 10:51am - intimacy - by BadtoWorse (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Leave him. No second chances for anyone, EVER. because what happens? they take it as a sign of weakness and do it allll over again ;0

#9 - On 03/23/2010 at 2:22pm by PsychoMerk

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sad!!!! F your husband!

#2 - On 03/23/2010 at 2:13pm by anoelle

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