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Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me. In my opinion, the relationship was going so well and I really thought we loved each other. When I asked why, he told me he never loved me. He just wanted to get in my pants which after a year of refusing, he finally did. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29896) - you deserved it (5668)

On 03/16/2010 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

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Wow...He is the most DETERMINED guy I've ever heard of.

#11 - On 03/17/2010 at 4:18am by BbYhRtLsS

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Just once? I would have thought he would have ridden that wave a little longer.

#4 - On 03/17/2010 at 4:09am by FYLDeep

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