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Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was ‘This is less work and less involving.’ FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17361) - you deserved it (3941)

On 03/15/2010 at 10:05am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

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tell him thats cuz ur hand only has to move 2 inches.

#3 - On 03/15/2010 at 3:07pm by yourlifesfucked

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You should bang him, like porn star style. You prolly only do it the way you wanna do it. You should give, it's not always about receiving!!

#10 - On 03/15/2010 at 3:13pm by do20ss

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