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Today, I was fooling around with someone I had met at a club, in my room. It got really heated, and I was really getting into this guy, until he lifts up my leg and asks "Can I lick your leg?" FML


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On 04/10/2009 at 5:43am - intimacy - by cherry (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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that's not that creepy? it's not like the guy who said "Soon your belly will be plump with my seed." licking leads to oral.

#8 - On 04/10/2009 at 2:05pm by thereitgo

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What's wrong with that? Seems fairly normal.. depending on how far towards the feet he wanted to go. At that point it starts to get weird, IMO.

SSC, you're a lame ass. Go get a fucking job or a girlfriend or something. Being the 1st responder on FMyLife is worth absolutely nothing in this life.

#9 - On 04/10/2009 at 2:05pm by disadvantage

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