Today, after finalizing my divorce, I decided to go out with a guy I had been ogling for months, after much anticipation and a few rounds of drinks at the bar, I was ready to roll. Much to my disappointment, his penis was so small the condom wouldn't stay on. FML

by Lovejunkie / 03/01/2010 at 2:30am / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy

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  • I don't care what anyone says, when it comes down to situations like this; size does really matter folks!

    #1 - On 03/01/2010 at 10:05am by moonshine_bek

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  • LOL
    I feel bad for that guy

    #2 - On 03/01/2010 at 10:05am by Neotoxx

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