Today, I had to return a shirt to Target. My mom offered to do it for me on her way to work, so I gave her the shirt and receipt. Later, I realized that on the same receipt I had purchased condoms, lube, and whipped cream. FML

by UGH / 04/08/2009 at 4:34pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

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  • Tell her it was a science experiment where you filled a lubed condom up with whipped cream and saw how long it took for it to explode in a microwave.

    #2 - On 04/08/2009 at 8:15pm by adelaide_evening

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  • Hahahaha, I wonder what there person at the check out was like when you had all those rung up. :P

    #3 - On 04/08/2009 at 8:16pm by Jaxro

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