Today, I woke up happy because I'd met the man of my dreams at a bar. We had shared an amazing night together. I walked around my apartment, wondering where he'd went. Turns out, he was gone. So was my car. FML

by clueless2 / 02/20/2009 at 10:38am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

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  • Bringing a stranger into your apartment after one night of seeing him in bar? Instead of "FML my car was stolen" it should be "Thank God I wasn't raped, beaten, and left for dead."

    #11 - On 02/20/2009 at 3:54pm by thisismyname

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  • Any story that starts out "I met the man of my dreams at a bar" is something you deserved.

    #9 - On 02/20/2009 at 3:21pm by What?

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