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Today, I realized that I get more turned on by my exercise bike than my boyfriend of 4 years. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20114) - you deserved it (4054)

On 02/25/2010 at 11:20pm - intimacy - by Katrina641 - Sent from mobile version

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Time to open that mouth and tell the men in your life what you like. Men aren't mind readers. if your sexually unsatisfied, it's up to YOU to speak up and try to change that.

#4 - On 02/26/2010 at 3:09am by rldostie

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That would be an awkward threesome.

#6 - On 02/26/2010 at 3:10am by Thatguywhotrolls

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