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Today, I was bored at work looking at a sex offender list of my area. After a couple pages, I saw my uncle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40107) - you deserved it (2381)

On 02/25/2010 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by grossuncle (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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People can get on the list who didn't do anything wrong.

Maybe he pulled down his pants to pee in a lake and got convicted of indecent exposure.

Find out what happened.

#4 - On 02/25/2010 at 5:13pm by EricJ

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I had my navel pierced and was showing some girls at school, they asked me where I had gotten it done. When I told them they all gasped and quickly googled the sex offenders list...showing me the very polite man who had just pierced me was a pedo-rapist. YAY. :\

This however is much worse, your uncle? *shudders*

#6 - On 02/25/2010 at 5:15pm by killabee

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