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Today, before my date came to pick me up, I put tissues under my arms so I wouldn't leave wet marks. I forgot to remove them, and when we got physical, they fell out, looking like I'd stuffed my bra. FML


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On 02/24/2010 at 12:54am - intimacy - by kiki (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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that's not cool. to any of the posters above me.
I see where she's coming from, I have over active sweat glands,
and when I get nervous, I sweat a lot.
it sucks having to pick clothes based on how much sweat will show.
and I've tried everything, prescription deodorant, sweat pads,
so don't be so rude and inconsiderate.

#8 - On 02/24/2010 at 6:27am by awuh_man

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ever heard of antiperspirant?

#2 - On 02/24/2010 at 6:16am by Blue_Black

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