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Today, I was working the night shift at the hotel I'm employed at. After checking in a young couple to the room above the main office, I was forced to listen to them having it off for most of the night, serving a very loud reminder that I've been single for five years. FML


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On 02/23/2010 at 6:52am - intimacy - by Cromwel620 (man) - United States (California)

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get ure ass up there and join in on the fun.

#3 - On 02/23/2010 at 10:08am by JoshTheMaggot

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hahaha. next time dont book the young couple to right above the office.

#2 - On 02/23/2010 at 10:07am by Gibby

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