Today, I was laying on the bed, naked, waiting for my boyfriend to come home since we haven't had sex in almost a month. Hearing him come in, I struck my sexiest pose. He walked into our room and tossed his backpack at me. Not only did we not have sex, his backpack gave me a black eye. FML

by horny21 / 02/21/2010 at 3:19am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy

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  • You dont need a new body...you need a new boyfriend

    #3 - On 02/21/2010 at 10:10am by GirlaftaGirl

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  • ^^^^ someone likes their porn

    #9 - On 02/21/2010 at 10:17am by Jen_J_the_J

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