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Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15684) - you deserved it (2200)

On 02/17/2010 at 7:30pm - intimacy - by noosher0990 -

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So work on that sex life of yours, and maybe invest in some better drapes.

#1 - On 02/18/2010 at 3:26am by Nakedsquirrel

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you deserve it for having bad grammar

#26 - On 02/18/2010 at 6:48am by whitesoxsean

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