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Today, I was having sex with a girl I had just met. After about 5 minutes in, she said she had to go to the bathroom. So we stopped and she went to the bathroom. After waiting around 10 min, I decided to check if she was ok. The window was open. She was gone. FML


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On 04/05/2009 at 3:15pm - intimacy - by dfhgblsf (man) - United States (Florida)

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I have my doubts about this one.

1. Many bathroom windows don't open, and even i they do, they are way too small to crawl out of.
2. Are we supposed to believe that a girl crawled out the window of your home and left buck-ass naked? Wouldn't you know something was up if she collected all her clothes off your floor first? What about her keys/purse/etc?
3. Why wouldn't she just go out the door?

This just makes no sense...

#6 - On 04/05/2009 at 5:30pm by wholeon

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Wow, she actually used the window. She didn't take the front door route. That's intense.

#3 - On 04/05/2009 at 5:26pm by SoBlonde

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