By dfhgblsf - 05/04/2009 19:15 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with a girl I had just met. After about 5 minutes in, she said she had to go to the bathroom. So we stopped and she went to the bathroom. After waiting around 10 min, I decided to check if she was ok. The window was open. She was gone. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I have my doubts about this one. 1. Many bathroom windows don't open, and even i they do, they are way too small to crawl out of. 2. Are we supposed to believe that a girl crawled out the window of your home and left buck-ass naked? Wouldn't you know something was up if she collected all her clothes off your floor first? What about her keys/purse/etc? 3. Why wouldn't she just go out the door? This just makes no sense...

Wow, she actually used the window. She didn't take the front door route. That's intense.

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Wow, she actually used the window. She didn't take the front door route. That's intense.

totalbadass 0

YDI for not knowing that those systems shut down during sex, so she shouldn't have to go to the bathroom mid-coitus.

I have my doubts about this one. 1. Many bathroom windows don't open, and even i they do, they are way too small to crawl out of. 2. Are we supposed to believe that a girl crawled out the window of your home and left buck-ass naked? Wouldn't you know something was up if she collected all her clothes off your floor first? What about her keys/purse/etc? 3. Why wouldn't she just go out the door? This just makes no sense...

Phatso806 0

yea pretty sure this one is fake

Yea actually you're right. Why would she put her clothes on to go to the bathroom?

you don't know. They could gve taken their clothes off in the hallway or something. or the bathroom was away from the bedroom or something. :b so shut up. there are millions of scenarios. dumb b****

She might have only taken her pants off or lowered them , I keep my keys and id/creditcard/etc in my pants pockets . Just saying there could be many explanations & also the window in my bathroom is big enough to crawl through so it's possible .

My thoughts exactly! Wouldn't you think something was up when she took all her clothes and belongings to the bathroom with her? Unless you're just that dumb.

She probably took her clothes off in the bathroom beforehand, I could easily fit through my bathroom window if I tried. Also a lot of bathrooms have fans when you turn on the light so she could have been discreet about it

Driv3r001 8

I know this was probably posted years ago, but my bathroom window opens and is big enough for someone to crawl out of.

You must have been pretty bad for her to bail out like that

maybe shes batman and had to yknow go fight crime and stuff you never know

babyk41896 0