Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory." When I told him that it was disgusting, he said, "last time, I just peed on you in the shower." FML
by rashree / 02/12/2010 at 8:34pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
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Ew, that's gross. Maybe you should start looking into finding another boyfriend. He sounds way too possessive and creepy.
#1 - On 02/13/2010 at 3:32am by snickerdoodles
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hahaa funny.. lol but nasty u got a weirdo bf
#2 - On 02/13/2010 at 3:32am by Badboy6
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