Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
by yourstruly / 02/11/2010 at 2:40pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
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is she still married to your dad?
#2 - On 02/11/2010 at 7:10pm by bacincheeseburge
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and that's why you give her the key when your really going away
#1 - On 02/11/2010 at 7:09pm by brutal_banger
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