Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

by syl / 02/11/2010 at 1:18am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy

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  • ... he seems cool o_O

    #1 - On 02/11/2010 at 6:14am by elodea

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  • hahaha that sounds like something my bf would say as a joke lol.. I hope u took it lightly and mucked around with him bak lol

    #3 - On 02/11/2010 at 6:14am by quelbaby

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