Today, my mom found a condom in my pocket while doing my laundry. Instead of having the subsequent discussion about the birds and the bees my mother simply asked "Who would have sex with you?" FML

by dpl / 02/19/2009 at 4:44pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

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  • You should have said, "Dad."

    #4 - On 02/19/2009 at 8:12pm by TC

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  • Parents don't like to think about their kids having sex. When I told my parents I was pregnant, my dad nearly attacked my husband. But really, you should hide your stash better. And follow 12's advice.

    #13 - On 02/20/2009 at 1:27pm by alwaysalady

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