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Today, I was in the car with my 16 year old daughter. There was a guy on a fast looking motorcycle next to me at the stop light. I yelled to him to "get it up!" so that he would do a wheelie. Just before the light turned green he yelled back, "You're too old for me, but I'll get it up for her!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8338) - you deserved it (27708)

On 02/05/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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lol, that is funny!

#1 - On 02/05/2010 at 6:16am by Ochi

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ew?

#2 - On 02/05/2010 at 6:16am by azurablade

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