Intimacy: Booba

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, my family and I were in New Orleans. We passed by all of the naughty peep shows with posters of naked women everywhere on the way to dinner. At the restaurant, my dad asked me if that was the first pair of boobs I'd seen. My mom butted in saying, "Nah, remember all that porn we found?" FML

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By sad - 26/02/2010 19:17 - United States

Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML

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By best_friend - 25/07/2011 06:43 - United States

Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML

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Cool story, tell it again

By GGimabeast - 29/07/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I celebrated my birthday. My mom invited a bunch of my relatives over, and they started telling funny stories of when I was a kid. My mom decided that then was an appropriate time to talk about how she caught me looking at porn the other night. FML

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By Rosies - 30/11/2008 02:34 - France

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML

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By sorrydad - 13/12/2009 18:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had our parents over to our new apartment for the first time. We spent hours cleaning, cooking, and making sure everything was "parent-appropriate." Apparently we didn't notice the S and M catalog in the pile on our coffee table... but his mom sure did. FML

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By Allabouttheporn - 22/12/2016 00:05

Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML

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Mom gets some

By not a photographer - 21/06/2020 08:08

Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML

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By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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Old school cool

By Chimychunga - 01/08/2010 06:47 - United States

Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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Metal1209 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 3:00

Well, now that your parents are clearly comfortable with you watching ****, why not ask them to take you to that peep show?

girlloveyoung 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:46

ouch! wow, that some odd way your parents can talk to you huh? =p (embarrassing)

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girlloveyoung 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:46

ouch! wow, that some odd way your parents can talk to you huh? =p (embarrassing)

nolasaints 0

Monday 12 April 2010 5:13

gotta love nawlins!!! dats where I'm from!

sapiano 0

Tuesday 4 May 2010 2:47

I went there in first grade and saw my first pair

kuyekandy 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 4:35

I live there to! haha! small world! :)

Serial 2

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:49

you should of kept that conversation going!, great dinner talk

ello_ello 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:50

"Thanks Mom and Dad, I remember now why I am a virgin"

JackTheRipper_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:59

well delete the **** on that computer next time and they won't suspect you haven't seen boobs.

SadinSherman 16

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:52

It's too late now,they know

Metal1209 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 3:00

Well, now that your parents are clearly comfortable with you watching ****, why not ask them to take you to that peep show?

SpandexMan 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 3:01

They could have been bluffing to scare you into confessing.

Blazin247 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 3:01

atleast she wasnt angry but, that still sucks

Charons_Deckhand 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 3:12

Hahaha, sucker.

kwbuzz23wk 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 3:21

haha find a real ****** instead of watching **** in your parents house

seitosilver 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 3:26

She could have been joking

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