Today, I found out that because of my high blood pressure I can't have sex for one month. My wedding is next weekend and the following two weeks are my honey moon. FML
by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 7:12pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
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ouch. have sex anyway.
#5 - On 04/03/2009 at 4:03am by Leviathan
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YOUR LIFE DOES SUCK.... BUT NOT FOR LONG
#2 - On 04/03/2009 at 3:57am by KPACOTKA
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