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Today, my girlfriend has big fake boobs, but gets offended when I tell her how much I like them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31577) - you deserved it (5130)

On 01/01/2009 at 12:23am - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

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While she is sleeping try to cut them off and if she catchs you go WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

#11 - On 03/12/2009 at 12:20pm by Thrice

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Females, we men will never understand them. pure fact.

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 12:03pm by LAwlz

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