Today, my inebriated boyfriend and I were having sex. He rolls off of me without finishing, and says, "I'm bored." FML
by na / 02/04/2009 at 9:35am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
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It sounds like you're bad in bed. I mean, the guy was drunk and still didn't enjoy it. Or maybe he's gay. One of the two.
#9 - On 02/05/2009 at 1:00pm by Johnny
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He probably wanted a footjob
#2 - On 02/04/2009 at 12:02pm by vfscx0aw6o7jshl
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