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Today, I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life. I was trying to express that I feel like we don't do it enough, but he wasn't very responsive. I ended up saying, "I wish you had a bigger sex drive" to which he answered, "I wish you had bigger boobs." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17473) - you deserved it (8596)

On 01/26/2010 at 1:56am - intimacy - by mairelys (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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He's a defensive childish dick. Im sure you can do better.

#20 - On 01/26/2010 at 8:34am by fishyfingaz

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It's time to move on.

Your boobs are fine. For every size, there is some group of men who like them just like that. Anytime a man is not giving his woman enough sex, something is seriously wrong.

And you are just dating! If you were married, that's just fucked up, but because you are not, it's time to pack your bags and leave.

#34 - On 01/26/2010 at 10:50am by perdix

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