Today, I discovered that my mom and her disgusting mess of a boyfriend refer to his penis as "the monkey." And she says that I hate him because I'M immature. FML

by emergency / 01/25/2010 at 8:32am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Intimacy

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  • ..and how did you discover this? o.O

    #2 - On 01/25/2010 at 2:10pm by jillz

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  • remember, immature spells IM mature (:

    #42 - On 01/26/2010 at 10:12pm by CastlesInTheSky

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