Today, I thought it would be romantic to fill my girlfriend's room with scented candles and surprise her when she was done showering. I lied there naked, with Kenny G playing softly. I heard a knock on the door, so I told her to come in. To my surprise it was her mom. FML

by Toldyouso / 01/22/2010 at 1:16am / United States (Nevada) / Intimacy

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  • Why would your girlfriend knock on her own door?
    You're an idiot for not realizing it would be someone else.

    #1 - On 01/22/2010 at 10:04am by Boddmon

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  • why do ppl try these things when parents are at home. ydi

    #4 - On 01/22/2010 at 10:17am by uhohuscrewedup

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