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Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML

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On 01/20/2010 at 1:17am - intimacy - by ilovesocks (woman) - United States (New York)

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that would have definitely irritated your vagina.

#4 - On 01/20/2010 at 6:33am by epoh

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You just met him and already having sex?talk about EASY.

#7 - On 01/20/2010 at 6:48am by Stumblebum30

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