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Today, we were swimming in gym class. There are some cute girls in our class and they were wearing their bikinis. I was looking at them when I got an erection but since I was underwater I thought no one would see. I'm on the diving team so my teacher asked me to demonstrate a dive to the class. FML


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On 04/01/2009 at 8:16am - intimacy - by easilyexited (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Why are there girls wearing bikinis in gym class?

#6 - On 04/01/2009 at 5:16pm by allyperls89

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maneuver and tuck, why do you think there's a waistband on your swimsuit?

#4 - On 04/01/2009 at 5:13pm by _rhett

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