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Today, my fater decided to tell me in detail wen an ow e lost is vrginity. He even told me wat position it was an wo tis grl was. I will never look at im in te same way again. He also made is ands ( ave sex ). FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20305) - you deserved it (2234)

On 01/15/2010 at 7:57pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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he was giving pointers, how nice of him to lend a hand ;)

#4 - On 01/16/2010 at 3:25am by mcfaily

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did he finger the hands? hahah get it FINGER! ohh f**k you guys u.u

#6 - On 01/16/2010 at 3:53am by virusin

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