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Today, I was doing a shit load of sit-ups on my mattress. After realizing the bed was squeaking, I heard my dad laughing very hard from the basement. He thought I was masturbating. FML


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On 01/14/2010 at 10:16pm - intimacy - by nooneatall - Sent from mobile version

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thats soo freaken funny *wipes a tear* but try doing your situps on the floor using the mattress for that springy bounce back is totally cheating your muscles arent working at all.

#5 - On 01/15/2010 at 3:20am by sparkleprincess

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I laughed.

#1 - On 01/15/2010 at 3:10am by becalm

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